It would explain a lot...

Tonight Stacey and I are going to pay a visit to little Elliot James Kurtz (or is it James Elliot?). I think we might also see his parents Charissa and Micah, I don't know, they might be around. I cannot believe that friends of mine have a child. I just know that I am not ready to be that selfless. I mean, when you have a baby, there is no more partying, no more staying out late, no more wild sex romps. Huh. Wait a minute. Maybe I already have a baby...